Who's riding the elevator up, trying to steal, so you better hide your desk, hide your chairs.
Yes. A DESK. CHAIRS. EVERYTHING BUT THE DOOR. Who the f^ck does that?
An Office Intruder that's who.
Better take your favorite stapler home peoples cuz some disgruntled office people will come and snatch it up.
We've locked the OFFICE DOWN!
THIEF, We know who you are.
*Yes a disgruntled Office Spacer wiped out their office and took it all home over Christmas Break. Why they wanted jacked up office furniture we will never know. Buh Bye Loser.
